The Killer Stench

 

Name: Shark Man
Real Name: Shark Man
Sex: Male
Age: Old enough to stink.
Hobbies: Terrorizing fishing boats off the coastal waters, and collecting commemorative plates of the cheeses of the world.
Likes: Sashimi, Sake, exotic cheeses water polo
Dislikes: Beer Batter, the Olympic committee who smashed his dream of gold in Water Polo.
Fav. Subject: Aquatics.
Least Fav. Subject: Home economics.
Dream: To track down and kill the Gortons Fisherman.
Worst Fear: Being trapped in the Sahara desert.

"Score a goal? Why bother, if we eat the other team, we win by default!"

Bitting Facts

 

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Shark Man has few friends except his water polo team, mainly because he smells like a fish.
yes i do Shark Man is a fan of imported cheese, and has a marked fondness for Japanese Sage Darby and Venezuelan Beaver Cheese, which is made from Beavers milk.
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Shark Man has a long standing rivalry with the Gortons Fisherman, having once auditioned for the mascot roll himself.

 
yes i do Shark Man is allegedly related to Jabberjaws, and the mechanical shark used to film the various Jaws movies, and worked as a puppeteer in the filming of Waterworld, though he never even landed a bit part.
yes i do He's the only Water Polo player in the world ever called out of a game for attempting to eat an opposing player.