The Enemies List

This is a list of all the people against us! They suck! They're always trying to hurt and humiliate me! I mean us! If you see them ..... give them a punch in the nose!

The Mechanical Maniacs
That crappy other Megaman 3 team. They aren't even from the real Megaman 3 like we are. They just came in and said they came first! But they really didn't. Iceman let us become the leaders of the Megaman community, but these guys made everyone hate us. Gauntlet is nothing but a hacker and a liar and a bully and a brat! One day we'll get even. One day .....

GameFAQS
They think they're so smart. They've banned me about ten million times from their crappy useless forum. Well, who needs them anyway? Not me! Their site sucks anyway. I bet nobody even visits them anymore. They can keep their ..... popularity and their .... content! I'll always have my millions upon millions of fans AND my alternative lifestyle choice and nobody can take that away from me!

Homestarrunner.com
What makes these guys so great? I don't see why a site with a bunch of stupid voices and the same jokes repeated over and over again can be considered "cool". Well, I don't think your cool. And neither do my legions of fans. One day ..... I WILL have my revenge for all the crap you've put me through Homestarrunner.com! One day ......

Richard Nixon
Always in my dreams has Richard Nixon has taunted me. Always saying the cruellest of things to me. But one day ..... one day there will be a reckoning. People say that Nixon is dead. If this is so, he will still not escape my wrath! I will re-animate his corpse and kill him again! I will have my revenge!

The Cops
They think they are so great. Always hassling me and my buddies. But one day I will be king and all police will be put to death by my OWN elite fighting squad of death! Of course then, those will be the police. And thusly will have to be put to death as well. But then who will administer my wrath? Hm ...... Must rethink this one ......

Wallmart
Kick me out for being too loud will they? I DEFY YOU WALL MART!

Flying Ants
Who likes flying ants? They have destroyed my food for the LAST TIME!

T.S. Eliot
He sucks! And I will expose him for the fraud he is!

Kelsey Grammer
Oh you think you're so smart do you, Kelsey? Well, I think that you should watch your back....