The Slippery Slope

 

Name:Oil Man Real Name: Oil Man Sex: Male Age: 30 Hobbies: Playing darts, planning world domination, working at a gas station Likes: Big words Dislikes: Cossacks Creations (yes ... STILL!) Fav. Subject: World Politics Least Fav. Subject: Home Ec. Dream: That one where you end up in class naked .... Worst Fear: Getting caught by those damn Planeteers "My weapon is NOT lame!"

 

SLIPPERY FACTS

 

	Many people think Oilman's weapon (the Oil Stream) is lame .... but it's not!
	Oilman vows vengeance on Capcom for creating another Oilman for their new game! It's an insult! They will DIE!!
	But even saying that .... Oilman actually likes the other Oilman. Thinks his jokes are hilarious. But he'll never admit it.
	Oilman thinks he should be leader of the Sinister Six. But it's not like he could take that away from Torchman .... after all, oil and fire ....
	Oilman is currently lobbying against the use of hybrid cars.